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Well ladies, WE DID IT! Women have surpassed men in the doing well department because we are better looking and bigger than ever! I used to have a friend who told me I got everything (i.e., weed) for free because I'm a girl. Success!

Examples:

1. Whitney Cummings. Her Hasselhoff Roast jokes were SO ROUGH and so good and her hair was so big and black, I'm suprised Lisa Lampanelli didn't try to fuck it! She's mean and skinny but also really nice. She took out Pam Anderson, Kid Rock, Bret Michaels & Tommy Lee in one joke about interracial AIDS blood drinking? If you need a poor friend, Whitney, call me.

2. Lady Gaga and Nicki Minaj are basically the bisexual Ina Gartens of the pop and hip hop communities, respectively.

3. Christina Hendricks is the only hot size 10+ broad on TV. Literally. Who else can you think of? Cameron Manheim? I think big chicks have mostly been banished to satillite radio and special shows on Oxygen. She has made it okay for me to wear skirts up to my tits that hold in my gut and make my ass look huge. Finally.

Big hair, big racks, loud voices, and big asses. All-American, baby!!