Holy shit, last night's dream was really realistic. I had a dream that I did PCP and did a lot of gnarly things that I couldn't remember. I did PCP and blacked out. I blacked out in a dream. What?!
According to witnesses, I did a lot of really bad things. I was running around asking everyone to describe these terrible deeds to me, but people were really holding back. Finally, one of my good friends told me that, evidently, I had gone into the bathroom and started shredding Mike's tax documents. Whoa.
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