"It was... utterly macabre."
TALKIN' 'BOUT SPRAY TANS!
During the more primitive years of "Mystic Tanning" one of the sluttier girls from my high school (if we went to high school together, you can pretty much insert anyone you want in here, as my gift to you) came to class all embarrassed about her orange-ass hands. Orange asshands. Orange hands of an ass. OMG why are your hands orange are you okay? Yeah, when I stepped out of the rain of self-tanner and I rubbed it into my skin, I didn't wear gloves or even wash my hands afterwards, no big.
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